Warning: Not “Suitable”

Dear Bathing Suit: As the summer of 2017 quickly approaches, the painful truth is that our relationship is over.  Until now, I never realized that the acronym for “bathing suit” is B.S.  Now, as one of those baby boomers past sixty, I get it.  I panic at the thought of swimming in front of others in anything but cut-offs and an old T-Shirt.  You see, I lose on two counts when it comes to swim wear — Reuben has been…

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